The Death of the Dinosaurs by Kristin Harley #Creationist #Pushcart

You never know who will answer that Craigslist ad.  We got a lot of weirdos but Kristin was a gem.  Jenni liked her so much this was her sole pick for the Pushcart Prize 🙂 -J The Death of the Dinosaurs by Kristin Harley   “We’re taking the dinosaurs back!” proclaimed the bumper stickers, and … [Read more…]

The Seeds of the Empire by Mahmoud Sharif #Montreal #Pushcart

Mahmoud has appeared before in our magazine and I’m rather proud of his blossoming as a writer. I actually met him a few years ago in a food court. Strange things, them food courts… -J The Seeds of the Empire By Mahmoud Sharif   An approach to the mystery of life was narrated to scribes. … [Read more…]

Exclusive – My breakfast with Trump

A Very Donald Trump breakfast: The man himself opens up about his wall, immigration, sex workers, and his foreign affairs policy I recently sat down to breakfast with Republican nominee Donald Trump. Sitting down is not quite the word for it; it was more like being smothered by him in the booth we occupied at … [Read more…]

Fucking #Cancer in the Peehole and an EXCLUSIVE Donald #Trump interview!

IN Which, Cancer becomes a real being–with a peehole–and three polocks fight to fist it into submission. As a special preview of Saint, we are releasing the ‘all profits go to the cancer charity’ story of ‘Fuck Cancer in the Peehole’. Let’s see if Issuu has, well, an issue with it. Also SPECIAL announcement–I just … [Read more…]

Holy Saint – You mean ALL profits go to Cancer Research?!

As anyone who follows my facebook feed knows, I hate cancer. I mean I really fucking hate Cancer. You know what I hate more than cancer? No, not a Packers Superbowl (pretty good guess, though!) but people who rather not lift a finger to help people with cancer. As the short story goes, ‘Grandma Ann … [Read more…]